If a hobbit does a skateboard trick in the forest,
and no one is there to hear it... does it make a
sound?Deep within the shire known as SoLag resides a miniramp known only to a select few... the powers of Geo the sun god keep it hidden from prying eyes so that the leaf crew may enjoy its splendor in solutide between journeys to the beach.

Which reminds me... the other day I was cruising to Sonic Burger for a Cherry Lime slush, when I noticed this little guy walking down the street. I motioned for him to come over, but he just scoweld at me. Then I was like what's the deal, man? He scoweld some more. Finally I went over a bit closer, and he produced a set of numbchucks from his back pocket and started doing this ninja thing coming right at me. Me being the quick thinker that I am, I grabbed an old woman and threw her in front of me to take blow from the numchucks. At the same time I side stepped to the left... well, it was more like a crow hop, but whatever. Safely out of the way I grabbed a tooth brush out of my own pocket and went after the guys neck.

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